HansGruber88's definitions

Phalladvocate

A close friend who provides sexual advice or acts as a liaison in your penis's best interest.
Wingman

Mac, speaking as your phalladvocate, I strongly advise you to refrain from going home with the stripper. Those red bumps on her lips are not from "shaving"... Trust me buddy, it would be in your best interest.

by HansGruber88 March 24, 2016