Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
by Milandra September 29, 2011
Get the Disloyal Proximal Phalangesmug. Phalangee is your typical witch. She believes in the powers of magic and gemstones. Her aura is bright and happy, but when she senses the demons nearby, she is a completely different witch. She is fun to be friends with, but stay far away from her bad side.
by YOUR HAIRLINE May 17, 2018
Get the Phalangeemug. by GALP March 10, 2007
Get the Phalangeemug. a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"
origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.
by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008
Get the Phalangatemug. That moment when she’s wacking your peen and stops infinitesimally to pop her knuckles while still having a tight grip on your meat hose.
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021
Get the Phalangical Chokeholdmug. when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
Get the kooky phalangesmug. by 90Bella January 2, 2021
Get the phalange ticklemug.