Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.
Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.
by Milandra September 29, 2011
Phalangee is your typical witch. She believes in the powers of magic and gemstones. Her aura is bright and happy, but when she senses the demons nearby, she is a completely different witch. She is fun to be friends with, but stay far away from her bad side.
by YOUR HAIRLINE March 28, 2018
by GALP March 08, 2007
when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
by sonofspikerr May 10, 2012
a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"
origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.
i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.
by SO Horny, need sex December 17, 2008
by 90Bella January 03, 2021
The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.
by Itsjadeyall July 12, 2018