Phail

To receive a footjob or blowjob

Well if your gonna phail me at least be a freak about it

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 2, 2019

phail'd

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

Phail Stamp

A an award given to one who has failed horribly.

Tracy has a record breaking 14 phail stamps due to failing so well.

by ClanNova October 6, 2008

Phail Stamp

a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one

Damn dude locked my keys in my car
*Hands Phail Stamp*

by Poppe_X October 4, 2008

Phail town

Phail town (also spelt fail town) is a theoretical place where douchebags end up.

You are the mayor of phail town

by epicfacelolzoras December 22, 2008

Phail Quail

- A Phail Quail is an 'animal' drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. It has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). It then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). The animal itself is extremely Phail, especially when drawn with ASCII on a ground.

- The Phrase "Phail Quail" can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.

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"That was so Phail Quail"
"Yeah, he did that so Phail Quail"
"That was such a Phail Quail"
"Ergh! I Phail Quailed my exams!"

by Bob Toad May 15, 2010

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 1, 2010