penus

donald duck has a tiny penus.

you: your penus is small donald duck
donald duck: stfu u fonking botch.

by french fry dick September 16, 2019

Pettus

Hot and sexy just want to bang it.
A way of sex.

Were a guy and girl are under the bed banging.

We should go to the bedroom and do the pettus.

by Alycebabyy17849 August 12, 2008

Petrus

Greek for Chuck Norris

Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

by spirits February 5, 2010

Jeezle-Petes

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.

Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...

by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014

Petistraction

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Petshopping

When someone inserts a tube into their ass and lets hamsters or other small rodents crawl up inside to experience some kind of pleasure (?) in a small furry kind of way.

a: my ass is sore
b: why's that?
a: because i did a spot of petshopping last night

by hmmmmmmmmmfjfddk September 27, 2009

penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.

"lol shut up u big penus"

by Anonymous December 22, 2004