Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

by Royce September 27, 2003

perplexzon

confusion over whether to order an extra book from Amazon so you go over the $25 super saver minimum

The book was only 17.99 but was in a perplexzon as to whether I should order another book.

by emmonskr.com February 28, 2011

Perplection

A perplexing erection. When a man gets a boner for seemingly no reasion. Perplections have a habit of occuring at the most awkward times possible.

Man 1: Hey, shall we head to the pub?
Man 2: Not just yet. I don't wanna stand up until this perplection subsides.

by Shania1 March 3, 2011

perplex

Bleeding out of the ass while taking a shit

I was very perplexed yesterday while the blood flowed out of my ass

by Evan Pettit April 9, 2003

Perplexed

Hugs and prayers to us both😿
It would appear we are not the handsome gentleman either one of us are searching for.

The coincidences … so many.

I guess when you want something so badly, you will overlook the things that don’t fit and focus on those that do.

When you have your word be a number it is easy to find when you search for new definitions. That is how I found it. It just happened to be that my handsome gentleman just deleted me from social media and then you had a post stating you needed to sit on the naughty seat. Completely fit my situation.

Perplexed

Again hugs for your heart. If you ever need someone to talk with you know how to get ahold of me.

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 25, 2023

Perple

Typo(or slang) of purple.

Boy in chatroom:wut r u doin?
Another Boy in chatroom:playin my perple gitar

by Helmindarn June 25, 2009

perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 18, 2019