puritanism

The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Needless to say, puritans hate fun

by shambola September 5, 2004

pericardium

The medical term for the outermost layer of the heart, consists of a thin tissue that is used to lubricate and incorporate smooth contractions.

The patients pericardium is swollen with bacteria and surgery must be performed

by David K Russell December 14, 2005

pericazo

A literal translation from Mexican Spanish pericazo, for a snort of cocaine.

I need a pericazo right now

by Lyude December 19, 2011

perlita

Perlita is a beautiful spicy little woman who has crazy energy at one moment but then is ready for a nap the next. Pearl is kind hearted and will open her home to a complete stranger out of love :) She is loved by all and she is terrible at spelling but she makes up for it in charm and grace.

Hey I'm about to hangout with Perlita, we're getting mexican and margharitas. It should be lit...

by Megalodon0823 November 17, 2016

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Parita

A hot gurl evry man wanna hav but cant. Is so hyper tht even the coolest guy r frigthened.

Ooh parita she reminds me of ..

by leeds_united September 29, 2009

perivag

perivag (pronounced: Perry-vaj. From Middle English. Believed to be derived from "peripheral vagina"): a rare phenomenon that can occur when a woman is lying on her back in a bikini and the little triangle covering her crotch loses its elasticity, unveiling the lady's pubic region.

Not only did I see some sideboob at the beach today, but I also caught some perivag!

by beachguy123 June 22, 2010