perhapsn't

Clearly the superior way to say no to something

Person 1- "did you do insert here
Person 2- "perhapsn't"
Person 1- "what the fuck did you say?"

by S k y l e r December 9, 2020

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022

Perhaps

Something said when a hottish girl walks past

John: Hey Fred check her out

Fred: Oh perhaps

by moltenriches September 8, 2009

perhapsless

The word means "impossible", or literally "without chance". It was made up by e.e. cummings because he was constantly on crack, although it can be argued that he used "perhapsless" instead of "impossible" because it has fewer syllables (3 instead of 4) and sounds more poetic.

Trying to win this game is frickin' perhapsless, man!

It is perhapsless to fit the word "perhapsless" into any coherent sentence because it was invented by a madman.

by NybCR November 10, 2008

Perhapsation

Possibility, maybe.
Like how you say "possibly" and "it's a possibility", it's "perhaps" and "it's a perhapsation".

"Feel like hanging at the mall tomorrow?"
"It's a perhapsation..."

by H.M. Switz May 25, 2008

Perhapples

Possibly apples.

Perhapples?

by Bread Doctor April 18, 2011

maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".

person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

by shootandrun October 8, 2009