Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

Penetrada

After the "Lambada" and the "Macarena", here comes the Penetrada: a new and growing in popularity bresilian dance.

It makes sex look like church

by drpenis September 10, 2003

Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

peenith

the word penis, with a lisp added on.

Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!

by JoJo from Kokamo (Im a girl) =3 August 20, 2003

Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014