Cary’s penis

A girlfriend’s big honker (not really) she uses it to jack off and penetrate your soft folds but that’s all

Serenity: I want Cary’s penis
Girlfriend: o k a y

by SerenityUwU February 23, 2019

Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012

carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

carson penis

A niggas penis that is so damn fine

Carson penis is so fine

by Harambedanig June 7, 2020

Peniscaramel

1) A meaningless word given meaning by it's user. There is no improper usage since the word is void of an absolute meaning. Peniscaramel can refer to, but does not necessarily mean, semen. Often referred to as a joke snack meant to be spoken quickly so the word "penis" is hidden.

2) A made up word often used to break awkward silence. When used in this way it is usually whispered.

Captain Kip: So Blyen I heard you like peniscaramel.
Blyen: I like caramel.
Captain Kip: Is it your favorite snack.
Blyen: I guess.
Captain Kip: Your favorite snack is peniscaramel hmmm?
Blyen: Son of a bitch.

(In a quiet room)
Dave (whispering): Peniscaramel
Everyone else: Wat?

by Captain Kip July 25, 2011