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Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.
Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!
by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008
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Penduluming

When your balls get so hot and sweaty they hang down low and swing back and forth from leg to leg like a pendulum!
Oh shit I am penduluming right now!
by Gielskio June 4, 2003
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Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo
I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's
by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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Brooklyn Pendulum

When someone is passed out and you swing your dick back and forth across the tip of their nose.
Jimmy gave mike a Brooklyn Pendulum at Setty's bachelor party.
by the bkbomber December 23, 2009
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The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
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Pendulum Special

1) Guy puts strap-on on backwards.
2) 2 girls bend over, in front and behind him.
3) man rocks back and fourth giving to'em both doggy style.
Pendulum Special?...Great ab workout!
by superdan June 4, 2007
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