PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.

"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!

by weirdweasel October 11, 2008

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prendle

To request something on the condition that it causes no inconvenience to someone else.

A: "Could I prendle your pizza crust please?"
B: "Sure! I'm full—I was just about to throw it away."

by Zucchinipi January 6, 2018

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Ultimate Pendejo

A person who is a complete moron. Someone who has no common sense. The dumbest of the dumb

George is married to a beautiful woman and recently he slept with a very ugly hooker. He is definitely an ultimate pendejo!

by WizeCheez September 12, 2009

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A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.

"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."

by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008

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Penile Terrorism

The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.

Ivy: How was the trip?

Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!

by hatetotravel145 June 19, 2010

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