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Hedi Pedi

Sexual acts where the giver performs head for their sexual partner who is simultaneously soaking their feet in hot water and Epsom salts.
"Last night after I worked a double my girl gave me a hedi pedi."

"I think the only reason I still go running is for the occasional hedi pedi"
by Themenofbezer September 4, 2019
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pedicramming

An act of desperation in late fall, when a pedicab rider tries to get as many 20 dolla bills in as possible, before the bitter cold winter begins.
Winters coming... its time to pedicram.

It’s getting cold, you better start pedicramming, if you want to survive the winter!!
by Anderthegreat September 27, 2018
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Pediconed

To 'Pedicone' Something means too Steal something from another.
"Hey! Someone pediconed my Phone!"

"I'm going to Pedicone from that cookie jar!"
by ToxicAdrenaline September 4, 2011
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Golden Pedi-Shower

When standing at a urinal wearing sandals or flip-flops and you feel the spray of urine on your feet from the other guys on either side of you.
Dam!. I took a piss at a crowded set of urinals while wearing flip-flops!!!!! I got Golden Pedi-showered by their piss splashlets!!
by Hairy MacFat August 14, 2009
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pedicure

treating female feet like the godly things they are
every week i pedicure geamma's tiny feet, this involves, filing, painting etc, i love giving her peds a good ped as i smell her toes as i work
by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005
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pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!
by ragingbender September 23, 2010
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Pedialyte

The master of rehydration, the idea was given to a doctor named Gary Cohen by the gods themselves who said unto him "Here, give this to man so he may recover from hangovers quickly."

Instead. he fucked up and made it for little kids who shit themselves too much and sold his idea to Abbott Laboratories.
Should be used after long weekends of drinking and partying, or if one has a cold.
It's pretty much like Gatorade on steroids but tastes awful.
After a long weekend of drinking, I bought a bottle of Pedialyte so I could properly cope with my crappy work schedule for Monday. Two sips later, I was ready to kill people! Thank you, Pedialyte! You gave me electrolytes!
by poopypoopybuttbutt April 21, 2011
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