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pinche pendejo

by Maya Hammond December 12, 2015
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Super Puncher

A super puncher is one who is the ultimate cowboy, such as Dale Brisby, The Super Puncher is Colton Priest.
by Diego PHD in Fuckery April 26, 2019
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pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006
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oh peaches

Phrase used to express surprise or dismay. Most often used in place of curse words.
1) The man stubbed his toe and yelled "Oh Peaches!".
2) Ryan said "Oh Peaches" when he saw Kim going to the restroom in her chair.
by J2220 April 4, 2008
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baby puncher

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.
"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"
by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010
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muffin puncher

Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.
I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 5, 2014
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that pencefucker

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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