Piffery

an exaggerated statement for the quality of marijuana

"yo i got sum str8 dank kush" (looks like schwag) "nahh thats piffery"

by Bomb Dooski April 17, 2010

Piffer

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

by MikeyVeggo April 9, 2003

Piffer

This is when somebody sticks their finger up their butt and scratches it. Then they lick their finger.

Eww that girl is Definitely a Piffer did you see her just do that?

by Vinicent May 28, 2008

Peffer

A peffer is a pedophile and a haffer combined most likely to be very funny not actually a pedophile just used as a joke and a heifer is just used as a joke too they’re actually very skinny and have a big heart and will never be a pedophile unless they actually are then I would just walk away if I were you

Wow that kid is a real peffer

JK I’m just joking

by Lanawolfe12345 April 18, 2019

pfeiffer

When a female has endless squirting diarrhea into a beer bong leading into ones mouth, followed by excessive vomiting.

Yo tim dawg, some chick just pfeiffered me, and now my mouth is full of crusty brown stains

by jewjew1515 January 25, 2011

silvia pfeiffer

Adjective. Used to define a person who's not really an well defined professional. Based on the brazilian actress/model/celebrity with the same name.

- I just don't know what to do about my career! Should I try medicine school, geography or fashion design?
- This is a real silvia pfeiffer question!

by helvetico August 30, 2006

Peffer

a mix between a pig and a heffer

Jur mamma is a fat Peffer

by Hottie;) May 18, 2011