peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

who peed in your wheaties?

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.

K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??

by Kat November 25, 2004

I do not wanna get peed on

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

by Bloop6 December 31, 2021

God peed

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by Charliedafox October 17, 2019

Get peed on

An insult to tell when you want to brag, or rub something in.

Bro I just beat Jerry and he got peed on.

Lol get peed on bro

by Pee Gerald June 29, 2020

She thought she came but she peed on the dick

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022