red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.

Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.

by Clay April 30, 2003

Pedestration

noun:
1 - The act of thinking about randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

2 - The act of randomly penetrating, having sex or hooking up with a pedestrian

Noun:
I engaged in some amazing pedestration while walking to the grocery store this morning

by usnabatman October 13, 2011

PADRE

This is the closest equivalent to "cool". Can also be used impersonally.

Ay, que padre! pronounc: (PAH dray)

by VAKI5 September 28, 2005

Pedram

A pure persian name which means "Happy", "Cool", Male version of "Vivacious"

- Is that cool man's name Reza?
- He's hansom, He seems to be a Pedram more...

by Pedramonline November 4, 2013

pedestal girl

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.

Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."

by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

pedestalize

when a man takes a woman that he wants and makes her his, then proceeds to hold her in such high and un-realistic esteem that he can no longer have a normal or real relationship with her.
putting her on a pedestal.

men commonly pedestalize their wives to try and boost their egos, show off and re-live their mother son relationships

by avalancheblanch August 4, 2008

Space Pedestrian

An elusive being who rejects all ideological viewpoints out of hand in favor of taking a cosmic perspective. Often found trolling liberal website message boards.

We were commiserating about how taxes aren't high enough on the rich when Space Pedestrian came along and stoned us to our souls.

by dillbagger August 7, 2010