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Peanut butter face 

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.
"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

Peanut Butter Hours 

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.
guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl 

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl
Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

Peanut Butter Teeth 

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.
Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.

Peanut butter on the doorbell trick

Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"