penivolution

The evolution of penises in history, in which newest generation have bigger penises than older generation.

Friend 1: Have you noticed that old condoms had small sized packs?
Friend 2: “stoned” Yeah bruh, its the penivolution of penises in history. Thats why I have bigger dong than your uncle.

by TheStonedDude October 4, 2018

penivacarated

when your penis does the thing

i penivacarated in ur mum

by TheGuy3201 February 24, 2021

Panivert

To engage in a form of procrastination or distraction, often involving the use of social media or entertainment, in order to avoid or alleviate feelings of panic or anxiety associated with approaching deadlines or important tasks.

"I have a major project due tomorrow, but instead of working on it, I'm just paniverting by scrolling through TikTok videos."

by SockGen April 15, 2023

Peanits

a very silly word for penis

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits .

by roo :3 January 13, 2024

Peanits

Its like when uhhhh....
Peanits is like penius butt when in some tweet

Me:Jorking my peanits
Mom: Hi

by Peanotsjorker November 25, 2024

Peanits

A penis, phallus, shaft, wiener, cock, etc.

Guy: I'm in the stripped club, straight up jroking my peanits, and by "it", well, heh, let's justr say, my peanits.

Normal sane person: What the fuck are you talking about

by Insomnrachnd July 27, 2024

peanits

a human organ used for “jorkin it”

“in the stripped club, straight up “jorkin it” and by “it” haha well let’s just say… my peanits

by splatic May 4, 2024