paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

palinguistics

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

painger

When you feel pain and anger simultaneously.

My level of painger reached a new high when I caught him cheating!

by Montec April 10, 2016

Pawing Off

Pawing off is a term used by furries to describe their version of human masturbation.

It is called 'pawing off' because furries do not have hands, but paws.

He pawed off several times that day.

by .:|:.Prism.:|:. March 2, 2004

paging Dr Freud

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.

Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."

by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Pacing Error

Common mistake made in dating whereby one party tries to move the relationship forward too quickly.

Martin said he loved her on the second date. What a major Pacing Error. She would have gone out with him again, but now she is really creeped out.

by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

Paying it Forward

The act of responding to a good deed with another, hence, "One good turn deserves another".

The other definitions I've found on this phrase are OK save for the grammar errors, but I'm paying it forward with this easier to digest version.

by Soulrider July 10, 2017