Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

by Jon Beech August 30, 2006

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008

painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

by Jon Beech September 14, 2008

panting kine

(pidgin english) elicits a panting kind of response; of the panting response; elicits some excitement on some level

watching Victoria Secret fashion show all panting kine; listening to Makena music makes me all panting kine

by YNK January 14, 2008

speed painting

Speed painting is a technique used by digital artists when wanting to make a painting in under 4 hours. The painting, often looking blocky, actually comes out quite detailed despite this. Speed painting is normally landscapes and concept art.

"Practicing speed painting, done in around an hour, wacom tablet and photoshop."

by Tehilah December 12, 2006