Someone who grew up in the rural United States and loves guns, the military, and war above all else. Hates the Constitution, except for the 2nd Amendment, and most everyone else, outside of fellow patriots.
The patriot particularly despises gays, women, minorities, and Muslims. Strongly identifies as Christian but has no idea what Jesus Christ actually said or taught. If Jesus were to reappear on earth, a patriot would consider him a weak, wimpy, cowardly, effeminate, contemptible liberal do-gooder.
The patriot particularly despises gays, women, minorities, and Muslims. Strongly identifies as Christian but has no idea what Jesus Christ actually said or taught. If Jesus were to reappear on earth, a patriot would consider him a weak, wimpy, cowardly, effeminate, contemptible liberal do-gooder.
1. A patriot never met a war he didn't adore.
2. Real patriots don't do peacekeeping. Peace is for namby pamby girlyboys.
2. Real patriots don't do peacekeeping. Peace is for namby pamby girlyboys.
by Nightjag January 25, 2015
Get the patriot mug.Synonym of "uneducated, paranoid right winger". Normally an individual living in a fantasy world, who blames the fact that they are thick, ugly and unemployable on others. These 'patriots' take pride in wearing cheap Union Jack clothing or tracksuits (preferably both combined), have variations of bulldog tattoos, and a grand total of 3 teeth.
Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.
They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
Often seen hanging around their local Wetherspoons, or on street corners, drinking cheap lager, smoking rollies and shouting about how much they hate 'forriners' but love bacon.
They often threaten to take 'are cuntry back' but are usually too busy avoiding responsibility for the children that they spawned with female patriots, and being sanctioned by the job centre to actually do anything.
"Did you see the state of that patriot singing GSTQ whilst falling out of Wetherspoons? What an absolute embarrassment."
"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."
"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
"I would never go near a Patriot. They stink."
"Me Patriot. Me love bacon me save are cuntry, me lie on piss stained couch, me brave warrior."
by annamcd February 21, 2019
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by gilligan20 February 9, 2009
Get the patriot mug.Patriot? Not one definition here fits patriot. Most, if not all, define a nationalist. Alas... another wasted entry in the urban dictionary.
Patriotism is love for one's country, not disrespect for all others.
Patriotism is the virtues that make you want to defend your fellow man, regardless of their borders.
Patriotism knows only virtue, nationalism knows only prejudice.
Patriotism is the virtues that make you want to defend your fellow man, regardless of their borders.
Patriotism knows only virtue, nationalism knows only prejudice.
by AnonymousGuy December 6, 2003
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by Rencewell April 29, 2021
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Get the patriot mug.One who fully supports the U.S. Unfortunately, this results to them leading that anything not American is retarded.
by DJ gs68 September 16, 2003
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