patriarchy

A made up social construct that feminists use to blame all their problem on men.

Example 1:

Feminist: I didn't get that job that i wasn't qualified for, it's all the patriarchy's fault!

Example 2:

Shoe0nHead: Omg, is that- is that the patriarchy?

Patriarchy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Smol_Bean June 24, 2017

patria man

An amazingly cute Dominican man , sexy , wit big 🙊, and strong, tough, and loving. And they all kill shit ... you can spot them by hearing “POPOOOOO or POPOTEEE” and wearing a green bandana or something. POPOTEEE O REBOTEEEE 🍍💚🐯.

girl : “oye mira that’s a patria man”

other girl : “ay dio mío que maldito chulo”

by patrialover157 June 17, 2019

paprika

A person who is being super salty extra.

Student: "How do snakes have sex?"

Teacher: *usually easy going and fun to joke around with, unexpectedly got really pissed off, replies in a way that showed he was extremely annoyed*, "Well, how do you think! With their penis!".

Student: "Yikes, sorry I asked. Stop being so paprika..."

by Word_master_creator January 8, 2014

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004

parika

uses lmao and lol too much. Shes not sure of anything, changes her mind alot. loves sunsets. friends to lovers>. people annoy her alot, she likes to be by herself alot. loves music. the type of person who'll treat you rlly nicely and when you do em wrong, she'll cut you out of her life. very passionate. very smart. chill. a nice person ot be around. holds herself up, doesn't have time to babysit others. but when she likes you, she'll put all of her passion and love to you. if she really likes you, and you reject, she'll prolly just stick around and be your friend. nice style. athletic af. genuinley happy in life. she distributes her possitiveness to other people. a very healthy person. in love with herself. overall just happy. loves having aesthetic moments in life. shes just amazing in a sense. lowkey intimidating

dang, parika changed alot

yeah but she intimidates me

by ././././././.ble April 19, 2022

Patriarchal Princess

A female who is comfortable with the world remaining a patriarchal society.

This term is similar to a "pick me girl." The only difference being that pick me girls uphold the patriarchy to gain favour from men while patriarchal princesses stand by the patriarchy simply because they prefer it. They prefer the life that patriarchy affords them and have no interests in fighting gender equity.

Person: Both men and women should provide in a home. It is unfair to deem one gender the provider while the other does nothing.
Her: No, it's best that way. A man should provide. A woman can help out if she chooses but it is not her place to provide for the family.
Person: You're obviously a patriarchal princess. You like the patriarchy so far it favours you.

by Lemonade_Heart May 2, 2022

patriautism

A USA citizen that publicly mocks other countries on social media for their customs and cultures. They can't understand anything that doesn't live in a trailer park and act like a retard while pretending they're being patriotic, but just look autistic.

John hates Oktoberfest because the U.S doesn't have anything like it. He puts out racist tweets making fun of it because he thinks it increases his freedom and love of the U.S. He suffers from patriautism.

by Bertie Moo September 11, 2022