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Plant pathologist

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A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.
John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.
by Kasjan June 20, 2011
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Pathological Liar

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A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.
"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"
by azio November 9, 2005
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pathological interrupter

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When you are expressing an important concept or imparting an important situation, the pathological interrupter will change topics in mid-sentence as you are speaking. They continue to do it after you call them on it because they are insecure in themselves and don't realize they are doing it.
I was telling them a story about how the neighbors were robbed at gunpoint and the pathological interrupter started speaking about his greatness at his job and how important he is there.
by romdo308 October 7, 2013
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Pathological Liar

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Pathological Liars are people who can't stop lying.
ainsley: I'm going out with Bonzi
8 hours later...
Poseidon: you're going out with ainsley?
ainsley: I never said that?
Poseidon: you're acting like a pathological liar, ainsley.
by dog of wisdom October 8, 2020
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Platology

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An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s
“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”
by E-diddy July 17, 2023
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Originating from"burger" meaning "lie" or "fib" and "burger flipper" meaning "liar", a pahological burger flipper is someone who constantly tells lies when there is no reason to do so. This person is predisposed from birth to flip burgers.
Bro I had 38 beers last night." "Dude no you didn't. You're a pathological burger flipper
by abowse November 29, 2011
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Petrology

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When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??
Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."
by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018
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