mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

patato

a triangular shaped genital, not a boy or a girl, but an it. a patato is very hairy.

EWWW!I heard Jake has a patato! and so does Hatch!

by Joyce Hatch December 25, 2007

patatoes

Also known as potatoes (mostly by intelligent people), these are a poo-colored food.

Kid with 11 toes: "Patatoes: The worlds greatest food!"

Kid with 10 toes, holding a sandwich: "Holy shit ya dumb fucker"

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

Patato

Street slang for silencer of a gun.
Silencers are also referred to as corks.

"Ay man you got a patato"
"yee man i got it for 200"

by suor November 24, 2017

Patato Mike

A confident young student at Alton college

James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james

by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010

Potateo

1. Someway to break and awkward silence.

2.The Irish version of 'Potato' (Sorry if I offended you. It's only a joke)

3. A food that makes, chips, crisps and other potato substances.

1. **The scene is very awkward**

"POTATEO!!"

People laugh and it isn't awkward anymore.

by PurpleFreak48 July 20, 2011

patato

A crappy pc

me: Omg my pc is running only 30 fps
my friend: your pc is a patato

by Pablo's Tech Support Company November 14, 2019