Pastrami promise

The act of breaking wind while being spooned, preferably after sex.

Yo bro, that tinder bitch made me wear a rubber so I hit her with the pastrami promise!

by Raymurda April 24, 2020

pastrami poon

A girl's snatch that's so worn out and ravaged it looks something like a pastrami sandwich.

Man, a train must have run through that thing. It's naught but pastrami poon now =(

by _sean December 7, 2006

pastrami flaps

The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.

The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Pastrami Suntan

When the lips (labia majora) of a woman's vagina are exposed for all to see.

The woman's legs were open so far I think she was going for a pastrami suntan.

by charles11211 June 17, 2009

Pastrami Lips

When a bitch's pussy is so haggard that it resembles a soggy pound of pastrami.

"But Daniel, promise me you won't cry when you see her pastrami lips."

by C Murdaaa August 17, 2008

Pastrami Box

A vagina with highly pigmented labia majora and very pink labia minora.

Man, I was with this girl last night and was so psyched to see her pussy, but when I took off her g-string... wow, what a Pastrami Box she had!

by KingKlon July 31, 2009

paranomical

The act of being paranoid

Why are you being so paranomical?

by quintardo April 19, 2011