pasterd

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!

That boy over there is such a pasterd!

by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Yerda Paterda

Sort or like yada yada yada but means “and that was that “. Or can be used to finish a sentence or thought when you don’t have anything left to add.

Person A: what did you do today

Person B: we went to the museum, had lunch, walked around and you know, yerda paterda.

by Flongnar Grokmart The 3rd June 10, 2021

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

Presterday

The day before yesterday (pre-yesterday).

Prounounced "press"+"tur"+"day".

I went to the movies presterday.

What did we eat presterday?

I was busy presterday.

by Swag-Lord January 31, 2019

yasterday

The day before yesterday; two days ago.

I was supposed to feed the dog yasterday!

by Jimmy Hansen January 16, 2006

Pasterbator

When you say you were thinking of a girl to make them feel good when you were actually jerkin it while thinking about them.

"Hey Shelby, I was just thinking of you!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I was beatin' my meat."
"ugh, you're another pasterbator!"

by Name Currently Unknown February 6, 2009

Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011