fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

Parlor Date

A date that takes place in the reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received, or a date that takes place in the living room or other room in a private house or establishment where people can sit and talk and relax.

He came to her house for their parlor date. They had planned on enjoying conversation and lemonade.

by MJ Sargent January 13, 2008

parlor pink

A not-quite-Bolshevik that acts like she doesn't really mean it. Cookie-pusher.

Arianna -- from right-winger to parlor pink in fifteen minutes.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

poof parlor

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.

Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor

by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013

Meat Parlor

Alternate name for Home Depot

*Boredom*
Joe: Hey, wanna go to Home Depot?
Bob: What? Meat Parlor?
Joe: What?

by lolinitup July 30, 2010

Bussy Parlor

A gay sex lounge, where there is plenty of bussy.

Lemme head down to the "Bussy Parlor" and get me some Bussy. for me and my bois.

by street_ret June 16, 2019

parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005