yard parkers

Simple minded rednecks who insist on parking their diesel vehicles on their lawns.

Hey you yard parkers you, did you park the truck on the front lawn again? Hell yes!

by mikeyhonda1 March 30, 2011

The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school

Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen

by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is hot. He is a sociopath BUT WHO CARES?! Not me. He can make any girl horny, including me.

Tvd fan- Who’s your favorite tvd character?

Tvd elite fan- KAI FUCKING PARKER l!!
Kai Parker is daddy

Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy
Kai Parker is daddy

by Ashlyn84 April 9, 2021

Tom Parker

One fith of The Wanted (the most awesomest lad-band in the UK) Tom is a joker and is very rock and roll!

He has gorgeous fluffy hair and beautiful eyes but has the tendency to prank...

He's from up north and that shows... Bad or good thing? ;)

Me: Did you see this weeks Wanted Wednesday?
Friend: Yeah! Wasn't that such a Tom Parker thing to do!?
Me: Well... That's Tom for ya!

by Erisdar November 5, 2012

Camilla Parker-Bowles

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.

At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

by anuspounder October 26, 2008

Hard Parker

Someone who builds a badass car and never uses it for it's intended purpose.

Erwin spent all his money on making his car track worthy, but when track day comes he would rather sit there and be a hard parker instead.

by HammeredRacoon/MAD SCIENTIST November 15, 2009

Lily Parker

That name that keeps popping up in cryptic videos on the app tiktok that nobody knows who the fuck she is, but all imagine her as a redhead with a ponytail.

Friend: "hey dude do you know who "Lily Parker" is?"
Other friend: "no but the name is in a bunch of ominous tiktoks"

by turntecGodhead May 13, 2021