When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
by You sad human March 20, 2019
Get the Parched Lasagnamug. by McPhee08 November 13, 2011
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Get the Golly I'm Parchedmug. by Ayogirrrl January 5, 2018
Get the fairly parchedmug. by Dr. Vaginal Bleeding (PhD) June 17, 2019
Get the Parch your lipsmug. Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!
by anonymous September 15, 2022
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by Tricky dick rick December 15, 2018
Get the Parch Accoutmug.