The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
Get the Speed Parachute mug.having a homoerotic moment
those two hang out together all the time.
yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
yeah, i think they are definitely packing each other's parachutes
by nevvaknow October 7, 2008
Get the packing each other's parachutes mug.Related Words
When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.
The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.
by DurtyDlox September 18, 2006
Get the Parachute Poo mug.Tight fitting, if not slightly long, nylon pants. Often with excess of 8 pockets/zippers, parachute pants were rampant in the Eighties. They were brought back to the market sometime in the mid-Nineties as 'Nylon Jeans'. Parachute pants are often mistaken for Baggy or poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants, which in actuality are known as ASTRO-pants.
by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005
Get the parachute pants mug.The act giving a rim job to a female while she is on her period. You quickly pull on the tampon string removing the tampon. Then you throw the tampon up in the air and yell " bombs away" hopefully hitting the female on the decent.
by phizzion January 1, 2010
Get the rusty parachute mug.A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
by 🐺 November 7, 2021
Get the Parachute mug.When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.
My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007
Get the hairy parachute mug.