Paramagician

A paramedic who works his magic, such as paramedicinal voodoo to bring patients back from the dead.

That Paramagician is so mystical yet amazing!

by paragodz September 9, 2013

Paragon of Virtue

A moral of excellence and moral goodness

He is a true paragon of virtue

by Ben Lyons September 18, 2003

Paragraphing

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011

Paraguayan

A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.

I'm Paraguayan.
Ha Mow my lawn bitch
How about I mow your face asshole

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011

parkag

Creatively and unnecessarily getting from point A to point C, while avoiding point B. Extra points are rewarded for coming close to point B.

This is gonna be my first parkag run of the day; grey tabletop, back flip onto the boards, 360 over the boxes (coming as close as possible), and front flip into the pit.

by Cangi October 27, 2010

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018