Papa Smurf 

When you choke yourself till you're blue and masturbate at the same time.

"Last night i tried a papa smurf and I almost passed out, but then i came"

Papa Smurf by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

papa smurf 

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

papa smurf by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

papa smurf 

Pap smir? PAPA SMURF!

Rat Dick.

papa smurf by Bwian Boyke March 28, 2003

Papa Smurf 

B.K.A. Calvin G. Carrier II, Born in Beaumont, Tx. President and CEO of Koheba Records

That boy Papa Smurf and them Kohebas was doing it big last nite

Papa Smurf by Calvin Carrier May 13, 2006

Papa Smurf 

I disagree with everyone. A Papa Smurf is when you're giving to the girl from behind, and similar to the Donkey Punch, you knock them in the back of the head. This causes a knockout, and while passed out, shaving of the pubic hair and a dunk in a blue toilet bowl commences. After placing the pubic hair across her wet, blue face creating a mustache, she has become a smurf, and you're her daddy! haha

Bob pulled a Papa Smurf last night on that heinous bitch.

Papa Smurf by Kevin ENG December 13, 2008

Papa Smurf 

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2

Papa smurf got gassed

Papa Smurf by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017

papa smurf 

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula

Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?

papa smurf by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019