politarrhea 

After a prolonged period of holding in one's gas for the sake of politeness one may suffer from politarrhea.

Tom: There were so many girls so I kept holding in my farts but it gave me major politarrhea afterwards.

politarrhea by IAmJulesVerne March 6, 2014

politaboner

When someone obsesses about a political candidate the way people obsess about football or movies. They often have bumper stickers and lawn signs.

My boss has a huge politaboner for ______.

politaboner by FoxApple August 16, 2016

POLITALY 

A beautiful, mysterious place where everyone is happy and rich. And everyone has private USB fan! You can listen to amazing music all the time, and see amazing flying jets in the sky.

"Let's go to Politaly! We can live there forever. Have you ever seen main guitarist in Politaly? Damn!"

POLITALY by Musicistr August 1, 2019

Politaboo 

A spin on the phrase Weaboo. That one person who has to bring up politics even when it is irrelevant.
Ex: Someone watches video of a pig and comments “is this Trump’s final form?”
Ex2: Video of kid hiding under bed, someone comments “Rare footage of Joe Biden”

“Dude , stop being such a politaboo - its a cute video of a kid/animal , not a political platform

Politaboo by Some Interwebs Nerd September 25, 2020

palitard 

Palitard is anyone who is supporting or participating in Jihadist terror related to the Arabs currently occupying Judea and Gaza. Those arabs culturally appropriated the term British Palestinian Mandate in the 1960s as a purely anti-semetic movement to destroy the single Jewish state.

We are seeing more Palitards on our streets lately, it's a worrying sign.

palitard by Hackeron July 3, 2024

Politard 

A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??

“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”

“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”

To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.

Politard by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025

Potentially pallitable potato 

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.

"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"

Potentially pallitable potato by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022