Pantalose

When you pull a girl, spend some time getting to know her with your face, then she bombshells you that she’s got the painters in.

Mate, she was well up for it, but when I went to feed the pony, she showed me her pantalose.

by NeONscENe July 11, 2018

pastaloona

pastaloona is a really swaggy tiktok fp 😎

I am moots with pastaloona asf😜

by hwasas_ramyun December 25, 2020

fiesta en mi pantalones

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection

Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

by tomboy.brainiac November 30, 2010

defacated pantaloons

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

pantalons

a more emphatic form of pants meaning rubbish or useless.

girl 1: this party is pants
girl 2: damnit this is pantalons

by kittycat July 6, 2004

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005