cotton panel

Apparently something that allows a vagina to breathe.

1)She seemed to be suffocating, but the gathering crowd didn't seem concerned. Her panties were constructed with a cotton panel.
2)When asked if her pussy would like something to eat, she seemed surprised, but the bartender motioned to her cotton panel, and she gave him a Mentos smile and agreed that a cocktail might do the trick.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Death Panel

1. A panel of bureaucrats whose task it is to examine everyone needing medical attention and decide who gets denied healthcare. Used as propaganda to scare old, confused, ignorant people into opposing healthcare reform, despite not actually existing in the bill.

2. Something that every health insurance company employs in order to cut costs.

Conservative #1 "I heard Obama wants to set up death panels to kill every baby and old person."

Conservative #2 "Death panels?! I hate that socialist. By the way, how's the cancer treatment coming?"

Conservative #1 "Not good, my insurance company dropped me because they don't want to cover it"

Conservative #2 "Let's go scream down a senate democrat at the town hall!"

Conservative #1 "YEAH!"

by Redmage August 13, 2009

wall panel

Noun: A panel on a wall
Adj. : A lack of better words when describing something.

Noun: Yeah I patched the leak with a wall panel
Adj: I started to panic, wall panel.

by Epic_Drew April 17, 2015

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

Booger Panel

The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.

Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.

by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016

Pottymouth Panel

Typically a panel composed of white males cussing and swearing about everyday topics. In feminist terms it is one circle of hell below a ‘manel’ which is an all male panel.

Ok Joe Rogan has another pottymouth panel- are we surprised?

by qwertyanalist March 2, 2023

control panel cheese

When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).

OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010