Pamifecation

Pamifecation is when you want to look like Pamela Anderson like this fag on my strange addiction

I think my pamifecation is almost done

by ChiefKeefsDraco December 25, 2020

periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

pajamification

A form of cultural decay whereby the standards of public attire become less and less formal, leading to people thinking it normal and acceptable to wear pajamas in contexts where doing so has been traditionally considered taboo

"Walmart is a great place to bear witness to the pajamification of American society."

by SalvyZ February 14, 2020

purification lab

A bong used for meth to prevent tooth decay and remove and dilute hydrofluoric or hydrochloric acid from vapor.

Jenna got really nasty teeth, someone should have told her those $1.99 pipes are garbage, she should use a purification lab.

by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

purification

A theme in fictional works where a character who sees themselves as "impure" (common examples in erotic works are non-virgins, prostitutes, used goods, and damaged goods; common examples in non-erotic works are criminals, sinners, and people with zero sense of self-worth in general) is moved by the compassion of another character, hence "purified". The important part is that the impure character no longer feels impure, either temporarily or permanently.

Non-virgin: You shouldn't fall in love with me. I'm... not a virgin.
Chad: That doesn't matter to me. I love you, no matter what you are.
Reader: So this is purification... not bad at all...

by Rudrasaum April 19, 2021

Ramification

Ramification is hard fucking; sexual poundation; the act of rapid and furious penetration during intercourse

"I was really stressed out last night, but a good ramification helped clear the mind."

"After a long night of ramification I like to smoke a cigarette then sleep 'til noon"

by Jesse McMofo October 27, 2008

planification

Plan (noun) from the Spanish "planificacion"

The planification of this weekend includes dinner and a movie.

by Wordsworth June 19, 2006