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poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.
"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"
by pastafagioli May 18, 2010
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poltergeists

a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.
holy fuck! some mother fucking poltergeists! *shits pants*
by Skykid2good May 3, 2008
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poltergeisting

When someone tries to ghost you, but because you have a lot of mutual friends or share a common hangout, you keep running into them and they act like they don't know you. They become more of a negative presence that won't leave than a ghost.
Ugh, he's here again, but he won't even look at me or say hi. I think he's poltergeisting me.
by juiceboxx May 21, 2016
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Poltergiest Hugs

Similar to a normal hug, but more violent and random and loud.
I was trying to go to sleep when my friend randomly jumped onto me squeezing me as tight as possible and thrashing violently screaming "Poltergiest hugs!" repeatedly. The cigarette in her hand burnt a big hole in my pillow. That was so not daft.
by OrigamiDinosaur June 30, 2009
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poltergeist

When a television sucks you in
I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.
by creatiffany August 4, 2008
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poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.
Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.
by Debo68 December 14, 2020
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Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy
What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.
by Flynnard January 14, 2016
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