patonkatonk 

The absolute best word for bootay
must be said while moving hands in a vertical up and down motion at about shoulder width apart

that lady has a nice patonkatonk

patonkatonk by Capt. Dick Smack July 9, 2005

paloonka

A paloonka is a measurement. It describes usually an unexpected amount of substance, a synonym for phat (only with a ph, not the f). The emphasis of the pronunciation is on the double o. Try pronounce like a person with an international accent (european preferrably)

little brother: That is a paloonka
me: please dont rip skin off my sunburned ears
little brother: PALOOOONKA

paloonka by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006

palooka

A stupid, incompetent person.

Person 1: "I betcha that..."
Person 2: "Ah what do you know you big palooka...*rolls eyes*"
Person 1: "Well what do I know?"

palooka by Palooka4lifeLOL October 25, 2007

plonka

a voodoo temptress from the Civil War era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout

I don't know what to say. I was plonka-ed last night.

plonka by Brick Tamblin September 26, 2005

Padonka Donk Donk 

Same as that of the Padonka Donk, but larger. Rounder, wider, and full of donk

She may have a padonka donk but her ho ass momma got tha padonka donk donk

Padonka Donk Donk by J-dink September 22, 2003

palooka trap 

something that makes you fuck up, usually a stupid small object in the way, such as a glass balancing on a table, or a skateboard on a staircase

the freezer was a fucking palooka trap, a 20lb turkey fell on the dudes foot!

palooka trap by Palookafuck May 24, 2005

palooka police 

when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc

I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it

palooka police by Palookafuck May 3, 2005