The-Pal

A jobless suit donned douchebag, who uses his friend’s money on coke, hookers and lap dances instead of his starving child. Then after his shameless night of dick-resin covered whores, he tells said friend to fuck a razor blade dildo.

Friend 1: Hey, do you want to go on vacation?

Friend 2: I would, but the-pal stayed over last night and now I have nothing.

by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019

Pal

Parents are listening. Used when you want to share a secret, but you're parents are in the room and you don't want them to know you're secret.

Person 1: what were you gonna tell me?
Person 2:Yes, i do wanna but, Pal.

by WinterRain March 16, 2015

The Pals

A group of 5 amazing YouTubers with 1.9 million subscribers. They upload videos of ROBLOX, Gang Beasts, Minecraft and Reaction Videos! They are called Denis, Alex, Corl (Braden), Sketch (Elijah) and sub. They are British, American and Canadian. They are the best people in the world! 😍😂🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦

Subscribe to The Pals on YouTube! 😃

Let’s go and watch The Pals play Minecraft on YouTube! 😇

by AyeItsErin October 8, 2018

PAL

P.A.L = Personal Alcohol Level

My PAL's getting pretty low right now, pour me another shot!

by XBaGaGExKiLLaX8 January 9, 2013

PAL

Point and laugh.

An Internet acronym used in the early days of Runescape 2.

Check out that noob wearing full bronze!

PAL!!

by Dvd32 October 3, 2008

Pal

A select group of people who take it upon themselves to humiliate and taunt each other. A friendship based on hate.

The dog from Arthur.

'They just spent the whole free shouting pal at me :\'
'Omg pal alert'
'Easy pal'

by Robdogpalcrew June 11, 2009

PAL

Used with LOL(Laugh out Loud), meaning I "Peed A Little".

That was Funny, LOL PAL.

by BigSteveBrown December 9, 2017