spray painting 

wet, nasty shit that comes out with such force that it coats the bowl with a layer of dookie

dude, the mexican food i had for lunch had me spray painting the office toilet all damn day

spray painting by sarcasticprick August 28, 2009

snuff painting 

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.

...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.

snuff painting by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022

Sandwich painting 

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

Sandwich painting by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2023

they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd

what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words

they stole picassos painting by john kulhanek February 10, 2005

splash painting 

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

splash painting by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger 

When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger by eyenyyc March 3, 2024

Pointing Spanish Tits 

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

Pointing Spanish Tits by Smithers john January 31, 2009