partial mirth abortion 

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

partial mirth abortion by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Partial Albino 

A person or animal that is very deficient (but not completely deficient) in melanin (color or pigmentation of hair, eyes and skin).

A complete albino has white hair, red or pink eyes, and white or pinkish skin.

Don't make fun of albinos! Jesus Christ may have been a partial albino.

Revelation 1:13-16. Isaiah 53:2?

Partial Albino by Al Bynoh May 17, 2009

partial service 

Full Service is sex in all forms while Partial Service is at least a hand job possibly a blow job but definitely no intercourse.

" The girls there don't do full service, but they are so hot, I'll settle for partial service."

partial service by Happy Samir July 22, 2007

Partialoner 

The Partialoner is a male Erection, unlike the common Boner the Partialoner is only a half Boner.

Man 1: Dude I have a Partialoner right now.

Man 2: What's a Partialoner?

Man 1: it's like a Boner but it's a Partialoner ... This is awkward

Man 2: yeah ... I'm gonna go.

Partialoner by Damanah July 17, 2016

partially deaf 

Someone who is not fully deaf, nor hearing

Sorry Miss, he is partially deaf.

partially deaf by I Can't Hear You Media YT February 7, 2021

Partial-Birth Abortion

A type of abortion that is performed during the very end of a womans pregnancy. The woman may carry the baby to term, and go to the hospital/abortion clinic when her water breaks and she goes into labor. Or they can induce labor at the hospital/abortion clinic. The doctor delivers all of the baby but its head, then inserts a sharp scissors into the back of its head. The scissors are opened, and a vacuum tube inserted. The brains are sucked out by the vacuum.

This type of abortion was developed in 1983. The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003 recently made it illegal. Former president Bush was one that helped put the Ban through. President Obama is hoping to reverse the ban, and make this form of abortion once again and irreversibly legal.

"In 1997, Obama voted in the Illinois Senate against SB 230, a bill designed to prevent partial-birth abortions." --http://www.ontheissues.org/Social/Barack_Obama_Abortion.htm

"He then took a pair of scissors and jammed them into the back of the baby's head. And the baby jerked out, like a startle reflex, like a baby does if you throw him up a little bit and he jumps. And then the baby was real rigid. The doctor then opened up the scissors to make a hole. He took a high powered suction machine with a catheter and stuck it in that hole and suctioned the baby's brains out. And the baby went completely limp." --Brenda Pratt Shafer, a former nurse

Partial-Birth Abortion by ohyeslaladidit! March 16, 2009