Paulson

a guy who may also go by the name of jeffery paulson michaels. loves alexis texas and top ten status. enjoys muscle titties and huge asses. he also thinks that his french teacher is beautiful ;

LMFAO you already know Paulson

by Watermelonisha kolaid Michaels March 29, 2009

Paulsoning

Doing an ugly scream-cry like Sarah Paulson

The break up hit that bitch so hard. She was Paulsoning all over the place.

by eurmnnn March 16, 2022

Sarah UwU Paulson

What Sarah Paulsons name should really be because she radiates big UwU energy.

“Sarah Paulson really is the definition of UwU, she should be renamed Sarah UwU Paulson”

by Blvnchett October 28, 2018

Nicholas Paulson

The smartest and most amazing person ever. Commonly referred to in reverence with an air of mystery. Currently the world's best lover and most interesting person alive.

Son: Wow I want to grow up to be just like a Nicholas Paulson someday

Dad: I'd aim a little lower son. No one's that amazing.

by minirick February 5, 2010

Paulson

Son of Paul

Hey it's Paulson! Isn't he Paul's kid?

by eriktheblack October 13, 2008

jenny paulson

Don't make me go all Jenny Paulson on yo ass.

Don't be telling any Jenny Paulson's or you will be grounded. Always be truthful. Dont be a Jenny Paulson.

by SteelCityOG March 7, 2017

His name is Robert Paulson

It's a memorable quote from "Fight Club", a great movie from 1999 that cause a lot of people to get their ass kicked frequently, usually by friends.

An unofficial anthem for the sadists (Someone who loves inflicting pain on others) as well as the unwritten bible for the masochists who love inflicting pain on themselves.

Sadist Yo man, his name is Robert Paulson *Sucker punches his best friend, knocking out 3 of his teeth, then they share a blunt while they reminisce about other fun stuff...

Masochist *screams out* His name is Robert Paulson, I wish mine was too *punches self in face knocking out 3 teeth, then lights a blunt only to put it out on his arm, while reminiscing about the other fun stuff.

by SCWIDVICIOUS December 30, 2011