A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.
Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.
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Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
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J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
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"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
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"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
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J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
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