Ouija board

a VERY bad thing to play with. Basiclly, its a game that allows its players to contact the dead on the otherside. With a board with numbers and letters on it,you use a mover called a "planchette" that helps the spirit spell out the words that its trying to talk to you with.

be a good christian and stay away from this load of satanic crap, the only thing that will come out of it is: a house full of bad spirits, people getting hurt,or (from what i heard) loosing your SANITY!!! Also,the only people that use this are stupid people who dont know what they are doing,and satan worshipers.

A ouija board is the most stupidest game ever invented on this earth. But the most stupidest thing about it, is all of the money people wasted on this thing!!!!!

Ouija board by ballala2003 June 11, 2006

Ouija board

It's Satanic!

No Christian should ever mess with this utter piece of crap!

No one else should either - if they're smart!

And that's all there is to it.

Ouija board by later yo January 5, 2005

Ouija Board

Sexual slang referring to the act of two men, each making their right arms numb. Then with the lights off they begin to stealthily jack each other off to a spooky and mysterious orgasm.

Jeff: Are you moving it?
Matt: I'm not moving it, are you moving it?
Jeff: Well, I'm not moving it so you... Oh god I came.
Actual conversation between Fat and Juff giving each other a Ouija board.

Ouija Board by BIGtrainMcKAIN December 13, 2010

ouija board

An object of power that has given me great amounts of success in my love life, job, social life and schooling.

May the evil spirits infest you life and allow them to suck you into Ansem's darkness. You'll love it more than god, (as if she exists). Ouija, go out and create Chaos Emporer Dragon and Yata-Garasu. Mmm hmm... YES MASTER!!

ouija board by m0p1ka January 26, 2005

Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.

Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted

Ouija board by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020

Ouija board service provider 

A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.

Ouija board service provider by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

Ouija board service providers 

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.

Ouija board service providers by Esq Esp March 1, 2024