Ostrich Munch

While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.

She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.

by BlackMikeMoan August 27, 2013

Ostrich Syndrome

Refers to an affliction that some people exhibit when they are confronted by social, political, or controversial issues be that in their personal life or outside; they would just rather ignore it or as the ostrich does, bury his head in the sand when confronted by danger hoping it will go away.

Too bad that Jim doesn't see the restructuring going on at work that will cost him his job. He's hoping it won't affect him, he has Ostrich Syndrome.
If you can't see the subterfuge going on in government, you probably have Ostrich Syndrome.

by Cryptic1 September 6, 2013

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017

the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.

by GorillaSalad July 23, 2023

ostin

The most handsome, sweet, charming, caring, sexy guy ever. He is a great kisser. If you are ever given the chance to be friends or more with this guy do not let it go. He makes the most amazing boyfriend hes passionate sweet and shy at first but after you get to know him he is very outgoing and funny. His eyes will entrance you beyond your wildest dreams. He will make you smile so much when you are around him. He is so delightful to be around he lightens up a room when he walks in. A great guy that will make any girl fall for him. Very romantic and charming.

That guy is such an ostin

by lilywhitesouthernbabe September 4, 2018

Ostrichized

The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.

by ® Andy October 22, 2008