Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.

Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.

by Rod burner October 9, 2014

Ostrich

Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.

Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.

by Bossree January 10, 2008

Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015

Ostrich

An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole

Wow look at that gay ostrich

by Dick blowing whore July 10, 2016

ostrich

To thoroughly siphon a mans penis using nothing but neck.

Girl, as soon as his pants hit the floor i gave that nigga ostrich!

by RawArmy1396 February 11, 2017

ostrich

a cheater or a bitch who’s ugly & runs away from their problems or show off

person1 - “damn, Tiffany was acting like a fucking ostrich!”
Person2- “she’s so fake tbh”

by milkk drinker January 23, 2018

Ostrich

A person who turns a blind eye to certain circumstances. Instead of dealing with a situation, they put their head in the sand and ignore it.

Your spouse is cheating on you, stop being an ostrich and break up with them.

by Skuttle July 2, 2018