Rusty omelette

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants

Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.

by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008

Emily Osment

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.

"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone

by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013

California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

oseli

Is attracted to kpop or hot korean men :).

oseli is obbsessed with so much kpop she dosent pay attention to people

by lovleyrose June 2, 2020

omelas

Depicts a utopia that is made possible by the transference of all misery to a child who is kept in a cellar....also a motel in Spring Day by BTS...ECK! Ah!...All-all the theories...so...so many theories!

The Ones who walk away from Omelas.(also its a really good book so if you want to read it the title is the first sentence)

by Jhopesilegirrl January 4, 2018

havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

by sportster1 July 15, 2006

cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.

John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.

by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008