by 2003babyjo March 9, 2015
Get the juan ortiz mug.A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.
James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
Get the Hairy Mexican Ortiz mug.Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008
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Get the Orti mug.Matt: Steve called me and said he wants to talk about something important.
Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?
Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.
Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?
Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.
by Sweaty Ass Print March 9, 2019
Get the Pulling an Ortiz mug.A town in Washington state, situated near the foot of Mt. Rainier where the Carbon and Puyallup rivers meet. Originally formed for loggers and farmers, which is why there are used to be so many farms. Over the past several years, the farms have turned into housing developments and terrible traffic in the mornings.
No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.
Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.
Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.
No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.
Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.
Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.
Anywhere 20 miles or more from Orting city limits:
"So, where're you from?"
"Orting."
"...Where's that?"
"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."
"Oh!"
"No way! You've actually heard of it??"
"...I think I drove through it once."
"So, where're you from?"
"Orting."
"...Where's that?"
"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."
"Oh!"
"No way! You've actually heard of it??"
"...I think I drove through it once."
by cracktastic March 28, 2009
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