ornamental

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

hood ornament

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

by jeff caton August 19, 2003

St. Louis Hood Ornament

Taking a shit on the hood of someones car, leaving them a hood ornament out of your poo.

Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.

My neighbor blocked my driveway again so I left him a St. Louis Hood Ornament

by Stinger_Defecation February 26, 2010

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

urban ornaments

Using trash to decorate the "hood" as if it were Christmas ornaments.

1. When my sneakers were worn out I threw them over the telephone lines with the rest of the urban ornaments.

2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.

by muffinman514 April 28, 2009

butt ornament

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

Ditch Ornament

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

by Xandria March 9, 2021