Blue Orchid

Derived from the White Stripes' song *blue orchid* initially means an erection, because the first lyrics that are *you got a reaction* sounds exactly like *you got an erection* seriously, check it out yourself.

1*Hey Jack.....don't look now I gotta blue orchid
2*"looks down" eewwwww! dude! you were serious!
1*What did you think don't look meant?
2*It was a reaction! kinda like when you're in a locker room, and you scream, "don't look now, I'm naked" but everyone looks!

by Love-Ninja February 14, 2006

puss orchid

a member of a society that has gone through a very thorough selection process and initiation tasks that have deemed the candidate elite among the other members of society. They are of great significance. The original puss orchid is simply born into the elite position and is then responsible for seeking other puss orchids among the society surrounding them. Puss Orchids tend to gather as a group of elitists and are then in charge of selecting and initiating future members as a group.

Ex: Jennifer Aniston is one of the best actresses, she is definitely a puss orchid.

by ewdarnell October 27, 2010

Watering the Orchid

The act of female masturbation invoking the usage of a flexible shower head.

"Where is Joanne? She's been gone for a while.."

"She's taking a bath, probably watering the orchid"

by Kellan Rayner February 15, 2012

meat eating orchid

Essentially, a vagina. Term was invented by Kurt Cobain.

She had a nice meat eating orchid on her, it took my whole entire dick.

by Ice^3 August 19, 2016

orchids

A substitute word for bollocks. The orchid plants derives its name from the Greek 'orkhis' (testicle) because of the shape of its roots. Therefore orchids=bollocks.

Peter rolled around in agony when he was kicked in the orchids.

by Winkeewonkee November 17, 2003

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Orchid75

1. A dangerous beauty

2. A deadly flower

3. One hot mama!

note - don't call her Mz. Tulip.

Do you really need an example of my whip-wielding, darkly sexy ways?

by Orchid! February 3, 2004